review: joe’s stone crab…

Joe’s Stone Crab Restaurant Joe’s “Select” Stone Crab Claws My family and I had a simple, light lunch at Joe’s not too long ago. It was our first time in Miami, and thus, at the original. I’ve been to Joe’s Seafood, Prime Steaks & Stone Crab in Chicago, a collaboration between Joe’s Stone Crab and […]


Joe’s Stone Crab Restaurant

Joe’s “Select” Stone Crab Claws

My family and I had a simple, light lunch at Joe’s not too long ago. It was our first time in Miami, and thus, at the original. I’ve been to Joe’s Seafood, Prime Steaks & Stone Crab in Chicago, a collaboration between Joe’s Stone Crab and the Chicago-based Levy Restaurant Group, and I have to say, that the atmosphere of the original one in Miami, though similar, is much better. In large part, this is because the restaurant has bright windows that (on a sunny day, like the day we went), lets in gobs of wonderful sea-side sunshine. The one in Chicago is much darker – the main dining room tucked away from natural light and much more masculine and steak-housey.

Service here was stellar. It’s the type of brassy but attentive march of the penguins – efficient, slightly gruff, but accommodating tuxedo’ed men and women.

The food is pricey, but very good. (You can see and read more detailed information about what we ordered and ate by clicking here.) I saw it as paying for the experience more than the food. I’m no expert on the going rate for stone crabs (though I’ve been informed that this season, medium size claws are running around $19/lb. and large claws are somewhere in the low $20’s/lb.). What I do know is that $34 seemed like an awful lot of money to lay down for seven (“Select” size – an industry grade between medium and large) claws.

But they were good – cracked and prepped all ready for you to de-shell (just enough to make you believe you actually got the experience of eating shell-in crab without all the mess).

Chopped Salad

I absolutely abhor iceberg lettuce. I rarely meet a salad using iceberg that actually appeals to me. When I see/hear people ordering it, I want to pull my hair out. Let’s just all admit that the famous steak house “Wedge” is just a vehicle for blue cheese and bacon – it’s not a salad at all.

This being said, Joe’s “Chopped Salad,” – a mix of iceberg, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, and carrots all chopped up and tossed with canned black olives, honey-roasted peanuts and feta cheese managed to tame my violent objections to the appearance of the otherwise worthless lettuce. It was the vinaigrette – it was wonderful. Joe’s vinaigrette dressing could make moldy bread taste like a slice of heaven. For the same reason, the restaurant’s “Lettuce, Tomato, Onion” salad though spartan, seemed inspired.

I asked the server if the vinaigrette recipe might be on the restaurant’s website, where I had spied other Joe’s recipes. He assured me that it was, but brought me a stack of business cards with the vinaigrette recipe printed on them. I later realized after comparing it with the online version, that the two are slightly different. After a little research I learned that the one online is the restaurant’s “vinaigrette sauce,” which apparently is served with some dishes. The vinaigrette recipe that the server gave me which has the addition of chopped pimenton, chopped boiled egg, and chopped capers, is the one the restaurant uses to dress their salads with. Our family enjoyed this vinaigrette so much, that I replicated the salad and vinaigrette dressing for my mom’s 60th birthday dinner shortly after we returned from Miami. I guess, in the end, iceberg is never eaten for itself – the tasteless vegetable’s biggest service to mankind is as a vehicle for tasty high-fat goodness. I’ve included the vinaigrette dressing at the end of this post.

I know that everyone RAVES about Joe’s key lime pie. They’re famous for it (and, apparently, for everything else on their menu). I found this beautiful wedge disappointing. A few things contributed to my disappointment:

1. The pie had obviously been pre-cut and stored in a deep refrigerator. It was served near-frozen. This is one of the biggest turn offs for me. While I don’t mind a chilled, pie, I really should haven’t to cut my pie with a fork and knife. The cold hardened the curd, which had became a terribly rich play doh-like consistency that made an unpleasant eating experience – it was like eating frozen paste – you had to let the curd melt in your mouth, which totally numbed the tastebuds… I couldn’t taste the graham crust.

Joe’s Original Homemade Key Lime Pie

2. The curd was too sweet. Only when I studied the picture that I took of it did I noticed (but not at the time we ate it) that there appears to be something poured over the pie – like a sugar glaze (you can see it dripping down the sides of the pie). I wanted more of the key lime tang.

Am I convinced that Joe’s Stone Crab has the best stone crabs? No. Am I convinced that they have the best key lime pie? Definitely not. Am I convinced they can do magical things with iceberg lettuce. Absolutely. Was I pleased with my overall experience at Joe’s? As punch.

I can see Joe’s becoming a special light lunch tradition if/when I visit South Beach in the future. Otherwise, I can be happy knowing I’ve been once.

Vinaigrette Salad Dressing


1/4 cup chopped onion
3 tablespoons minced parsley
2 tablespoons chopped pimento
1 chopped hard boiled egg
2 tablespoons minced chives
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoons red pepper
1/2 cup capers (optional)
1/3 cup vinegar
3/4 cup of olive oil
1 1/2 teaspoons sugar


Add all the above ingredients together and store in refrigerator.

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4 replies on “review: joe’s stone crab…”

Does the recipe for the salad dressing really include eggs? On the Joe’s Stone Crab website they are not listed. Just wanted to make sure. Thanks!

Yes it does have one egg chopped in the dressing. We lived in Miami for 20+ years and frequented Joe’s several times a year and my husband was obsessed with the recipe over his sliced beef steak tomatoes with spanish onions with this dressing slathered over top. I have the original Joe’s card with this recipe and we still eat it to this day even though we’ve moved to north Florida. The recipe listed is identical to one I my card our server gave us 30 years ago.

There are 2 salads at Joe’s. The Joe’s salad and the Chopped salad. Does anyone have the receipe for the Joe’s salad. That is the one that is more simple-no eggs aand pimentos etc.