Mr. Bruni.
An anonymous commentator on my blog has off-handedly (and surely in jest) speculated that my recent and frequent dialogues about Le Bernardin prompted your review.
If your ears have been ringing due to my blog… and you have finally answered my siren calls… I implore you – GET ME A JOB!! I will quickly resign my current post and come and eat, er, I mean, work with – damn – I mean for you!!
You may post your contact information in this post’s commentary section. At which time, resignation letters will be sent and I shall be a bon vivant, er, I mean a hard working NY Times Food Section slave!
With Best Regards.
The Ulterior Epicure.